Fake Steve: “Holy crap. Goatberg is preparing a negative review”

This is what our PR spies are picking up on anyway, based on their supposedly casual chats with Walt. He’s being cryptic and evasive, as usual, but from reading between the lines they sense there’s a hatchet job coming. Partly it’s just that Goatberg wants to redeem himself and regain some semblance of integrity by finally saying something negative about an Apple product. Where better to do this than on the most overhyped product in world history?

Indeed. This last line made me laugh. I wonder if Real Steve has this kind of ‘objective’ perspective on his products…?